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Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.
I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut
by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023
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Spawn of Satan

A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.
That girl ain’t a demon bro she’s a “spawn of Satan”. She will drain your sack and your mental!
by Mnsrd September 10, 2023
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hotter than satans cooter

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here
by anonymous September 23, 2023
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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
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Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.
"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."
by C0deRage October 17, 2019
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Satanism

The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.
Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?

Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
by HYFDZ October 23, 2019
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satanization

to execute your current status of your free will without taking any social nor ethical evaluation of it into account or to put it very short: 'uncritical doing'
actively respecting the old folk wisdom of thinking before acting prevents society to become prone to any serious rate of overal satanization in respect to the accumulated practical decisions people make during the course of a day
by EndgamePuncher October 28, 2019
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