Cock sammich

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

Sammamish

Located near Redmond, a suburb of Seattle. A town filled with pathetic excuses for emo's and thugs. Filled with stuck up dead beat punks. hang out places include: Safeway......well just Safeway. A place where there is more un-needed drama than a bad "Life of Ryan" episode. (which is any episode). A large percentage of the Eastlake High Schhol attendies spend their dad's money (most likely earned at Microsoft or Boening) and buy alchohol and drugs to pick themselves up. After all, life is way to perfect, having everything you could possibly need or want, having an unusually large home, driving the car an average American dreams about; surely you would need a pick me up also.

"having a perfect life here in Sammamish is too stressful. Having to deal with all this drama I sturred up myself is too tough. Where are the knives? It's time to cut myself"

by C.P.M November 21, 2007

Samm

A bastardisation of "Damn" derived from a typo.

"Samm it!"

"...And God sammed them all to hell for their sins"

by burbster November 28, 2003

sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.

Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!

by Fisch December 14, 2006

Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing

"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes

by DR. Ush April 27, 2010

Sammamish

Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.

Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.

Did I mention Starbucks?

Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.

Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus

by gooobed October 18, 2008

sammiches

sandwich (plural)

by tawny September 23, 2003