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Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.
WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!
by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020
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Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.
We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.
by Alouicious August 29, 2010
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reverse blackout

While intoxicated, instead of forgetting things that did happen, you remember things that didn't.
"I totally madeout with him!"
"No you didn't you were passed out by 9 p.m., You must've had another reverse blackout"

"Everyone at the party loved me! They were chanting my name & telling me how pretty I was!"
"That's the Reverse blackout talking, you were standing in a corner by yourself when I saw you."
by Ch&Ce May 8, 2012
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Reverse lace

When someone falls asleep and passes out, his or her friends can remove the laces of their shoes and lace them backwards so they need to be tied near the toe.
When Sack passed out, we so reverse laced him.
by Sack pranker May 10, 2018
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reverse facial

female ejaculation on a male's face I.E. squirting
Dan was both shocked and intrigued when he received his first reverse facial on his 3rd date with Rhonda
by torquebird September 5, 2016
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Reverse Goatse

The Reverse Goatse is just as the name suggests. Instead of bending forward whilst reaching behind yourself with both hands and gaping your anus as wide as possible, you now reach in front of you while prolapsing your anus and extending it in a 360° direction around the entirety of your person. The purpose of extended your arms is so you can give give the double thumbs-up whilst suffocating to death in ecstasy.
"Did you remember to pick up paper towels?"
"The store was sold out Honey, the chap at the register said a local pulled a Reverse Goatse last night..
I know..
I couldn't believe it either!"
by MaxJohnson June 25, 2022
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Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.
“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night
by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020
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