chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

Rub a dud

When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.

Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!

"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"

"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"

by Ulgubulgu February 4, 2020

dinner rub

A nice expensive dinner followed by hands stuff

I wish that girl would give me a dinner rub

by Pecoraro11 March 30, 2015

Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.

I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018

Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.

So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked

by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025

On rub

not in working order

I fell over lastnight and broke my ankle i've been on rub since.

by RedlakeNationOjib March 21, 2021

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023