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The Roman Empire Roast Game

The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.

Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!

In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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corn roast 8

corn roast 8 is the 8th version of the original corn roast by scythe sowre and fences
by scythereal89 February 12, 2022
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Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!
I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.
by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016
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human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef
by Human roast beef November 24, 2023
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chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.
Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?
by g4ll4g January 13, 2011
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#roasted

When you 100% burn someone and they get sick with sorrow so that they throw up their organs.

Also how Sponge Bob burns Squidward when Patrick calls him dick nose.
Joe: I like bananas

Bob: That's nasty

Jim: #Roasted!!!
by PedroPedroPedroPedroPedro October 23, 2013
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Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016
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