Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.

My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.

by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

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Cheeto queef

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3

Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy

Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?

Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?

by Dysssmr June 2, 2020

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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

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