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Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.
Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.
by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 26, 2018
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Manitoba Queef

When a fart bubble travels from the back to the front of the privates making a queef sound
I just ripped ass and it manitoba queefed to the front
by Hydra_Agent_42 December 20, 2021
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queef levitation

The act of expelling pressurized air through one’s vagina so forcefully that the queefer is lifted off the ground through basic training one can even achieve flight though you must be pantless
Oh God Sherrie you can take me to Mexico with your queef levitation.

Britney you will go to queef levitation class or no dinner.
by Haké Queefer September 26, 2022
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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
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anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart
"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"
by yourabuelita69 November 4, 2007
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Queef Baby

That child is so ugly, it must definitely be a queef baby. You my good sir are a queef baby.
by THEYFINGKILLEDKENNY November 9, 2009
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Cheezy Queef

An Extreme Blast Out Of The Vaginal Hole Dat Smells Like An Ass Dat Has Been Forgotten 2 Be Wiped After Dropping The Cosby Off At The Pools
My G/F Made A Cheezy Queef Notice We R Not Goin Out Ne More
by Long John Silver October 26, 2003
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