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Ploser

Ploser: person who uses plastic.
Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!
by wicked hazel July 20, 2018
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propertology

The juxtaposition (co-referentialization) of deontological ethics in terms of property law to demonstrate that the self is fiction.
Propertology is an interstitial science between grammatology (lettrism) and phenomenologistics that demonstrates that the self--like the relationship between any two words--is fiction (false).

In order of sequence: grammatology - - > propertology - - > phenomenologistics.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019
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Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.
Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.
by MPRINZO January 29, 2019
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Poser

Someone who represents something they're not in everyday life.
1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.

2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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Poser

People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz
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Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
I can’t believe they are poser poor.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
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poser

that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.
*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
by bequeef October 30, 2019
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