pose

verb. to pose.

the acting of standing someone up.

girl: sorry, i can't go anymore.
guy: what? now you're just gonna pose?

by ermishny January 11, 2009

poose

A sweet cat or kitten, the pick of the litter!

Man, that cat is such a <i> poose</i>!

Aww, what a nice kitty, she's a total <i>poose</i> cat!

by Poose Cat December 11, 2006

posecore

Someone posing as hardcore or stright edge or anything like that. needss the whole world to know how hardcore they are and that there stright edge ect.
acully listens to MTV when alone and thinks no one is looking
and can probaly knows all the justin timberlake songs off by heart.

person one: I'm so hardcore, i go to all the hardcore shows and mosh in the pit and oh yea i'm stirght edge! and i need the whole world to know how hardcore i am but i acully like brittny spears and MTV and get drunk and high well listen to that junk oh did i mention i am hardcore?

person one: your so posecore dude get a life

by XsteelX November 13, 2007

poser

A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.

1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"

2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"

3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"

4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"

5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."

by Morbidia July 18, 2008

poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser

Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!

by Poguer July 16, 2008

phoser

A person who claims to be something they are not, useally coupled with trying to fit into a certain situation. It combines the words phony, poser and loser.

When a person shows up at an event, and it becomes obvious that said person does not fit in, and attempts to do so under deceptive/misguided/sneaky tactics where those in attendance see it as such. "As soon as that person wasnt able to answer what his golf handicap was, and was wearing beat up golf shoes, I knew he didnt belong to the country club even though he acted like he had a membership for quite some time...what a phoser".

by gizziiusa May 15, 2010

Poserhead

Someone who claims to be a metalhead, but is, in fact, a poser.

Bob is such a poserhead, he doesn't even own anything by Black Sabbath.

by Foofy! May 9, 2011