pasteesh

A small parcel of food usually served at a dinner party, with likness to an horderve or an appetiser. It is usually filled with a sweet or savoury component of your choice, wrapped in a delicate pastry case.

Would Sir like a Pasteesh?

by sideshowjojo December 2, 2016

piste

to plough someone, hard, just a snow machine would and completely flatten their insides and inner organs

ah mate i pisted that gal from the club last night

did you? were her insides well flattened?

by piste December 9, 2016

Pastey white

A not-so-subtle racist white person

Trump is pastey white under all that orange dye

by Aaron Burr July 3, 2017

poete

Dude who has a large Jew-fro with highlights and is not necessarily Jewish

Dude have you seen poete lately?

by JsusshgHbahajwj August 28, 2017

PastelLoser

The wanna be Upsets

HEY ITS PASTELLOSER

by JeffTheJeff April 19, 2018

pastered

a dumb fuck

Jack is a pastered bitch

by jasfjdnaklf December 6, 2017

Pasted

When you get your buttcheecks pasted together with a sticky substance

“Dude, last night I pasted Kyra with some gorilla glue.”
“Dude that’s friccin hot”

by Migamortis April 22, 2018