Post-it

A myspace-goer who posts many pointless bullitons in order to get attention. Many times they are requesting picture comments.

"I really like Danny, but he is such a post-it."

by Kiku December 15, 2008

positive

Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.

Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.

In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)

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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !

by Madame Zelda July 23, 2005

positivism

A state of mind characterized by a positive outlook, therefore, having a positive affect on a person's wellbeing.

A cheery person at work, often has a lifestyle of positivism.

by COLVAL July 14, 2016

Fecal Position

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.

Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!

by woodsman63 November 14, 2010

The Good Position

The position you get in when totally wasted so you dont get deaded when you puke

Dave: Dude are you going to be alright?
TH: Don't worry about it, I'm in The Good Position!

by Empeg9000 January 6, 2006

post it

Measurement for a man's penis.

I know someone who has a 3 post-it note penis.

1 post it = 2 inches

by x1xKissMyEyesx4x December 14, 2007

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010