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Politics

The art of being corrupt.
“Why is he acting like that on TV?”
He’s in politics, Jim.”
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'Why do you care?' politics

Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.

Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"

Trans-gender *exists*

Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."

Liberal "Why do you care?"
Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Politically active

Someone who's involved in politics through financial or through an office. Someone who doesn't even vote isn't politically active.
Apathetic is the opposite of politically active, so calling somebody who doesn't vote politically active and apathetic is like calling a house cheap and expensive.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020
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political climber

a politician who tries to reach a high echelon of politics by, for example, rubbing shoulders with prominent political leaders.
Being a political climber, he succeeded in being a top leader soon.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015
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Politics and Sports

What most arguments relate to, especially Politics, although there are several other things that are heavily argued over, such as who is the GOAT, Pineapple Pizza, Cats or Dogs, etc.
There are some people that care about Politics, but not Sports, there are some people that care about Sports, but not Politics, there are some people that care about Politics and Sports and there are also some people that don't care about even one of them.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 12, 2023
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Political Scrapers

Individuals who align with politicians not to serve the citizens, but to scrape up benefits, contracts, or crumbs from the political table.
Political Scrapers

"You think he cares about the masses? He's just another political scraper!"
by Boss MerRy July 23, 2025
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