piddle pipe

It was an idea i had when i was on the phone to the bestest person on the planet lol! It is slang for that hole u piss out of.

haha that's the wrong hole you fool, that's my piddle pipe!!

i pee from my piddle pipe.

i just secreted urine from my piddle pipe.

by Hollie March 13, 2005

PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 1, 2005

puddle of success

the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.

"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"

by westmann88 January 6, 2007

poodle piece

when the pubic hair in a mans genital region resembles the hair style of a poodle.

"bloody hell gary, you've got a right poodle piece going on down there, go fetch the scissors and we'll give fido a trim!!!!"

by yummyyummy lovepiss December 25, 2007

paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

by DrJonas May 20, 2010

Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

Poodle people

Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.

The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019