penguin

A fat and obnoxious woman characterized by a large round body and the ability to make a penis whither with just the sound of her voice. Sometimes married to a hapless camwhore.

Did you see JQ7's wife? That bitch is a total penguin, yo!

by sinfonyfan May 1, 2007

defrost the penguin

We all know that after long periods of abstinance, a man's pride gets cold and shriveled but thanks to new technology, we now know how to "defrost the penguin"

Sean's penguin is still in the cold

by Jim Yamato December 11, 2003

Fuck Yeah Penguins

the common phrase uttered when a man is orgasming when 'giving it' to a hot woman.

GUY: "Oh yeah I'm arriving! OH! FUCK YEAH PENGUINS!"

by Dr_spizzah21 December 28, 2009

Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick

When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.

Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!

by nhl_commish November 30, 2010

pittsburgh penguins

Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

Pingus

The act of pretending to be autistic.

"Stop being such a pingus"

by Papa.Smurfle February 6, 2018

penguinised

past verb. To become a penguin

theyre everywhere now, taking over the world, its only a matter of time before we are all penguinised

by Ocksford Dictionary January 19, 2005