Fernando's Pillow Mop

Literally only a few people in the world will understand this one.

Bro Fernando's pillow mop was so funny

by JacksBigPP November 19, 2021

alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich

jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.

hey pale white man, remember when i jerked off into your buttcheeks and then stuck my dick in there to simulate a bob sled run? that was a great alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich.

by tim "fuckface" roy July 30, 2008

hairy pillow

when a couple just had sex and the girl starts to pass out and she is so comfy but then she feels hair and realzes that she was sleeping on her boyfriends hairy ass = the hairy pillow

last night i had the best sex ever but then i fell asleep on a hiary pillow...

by Rach and J. Sciacca February 13, 2005

pillmonster

An indivudual who takes vast amounts of ecstasy tablets.

"you guys f*cked up again? you're such pillmonsters!"

by Miss Unknown December 5, 2004

Pillionaire

One who has the ability to surpass a billionaire a trillion and zillionaire...Pillionaire keeps piling it up but one will never see it cause its secured in the mind of a 🅿 #DaTrueth

My daddy is a pillionaire we just piling it up baby girl you better choose a winner #DaTrueth

by DaTrueth July 28, 2018

Shame Pillow

an object (Read as pillow, back pack, blanket etc.) used to cover an awkward public erection

Man Christmas got wierd this year, I swear my Dad was rock'n a shame pillow half way through watching the Lion King

by Dr. Sydney Viscous January 16, 2011

pillow

A code word used when making drug deals over the telephone for an ounce of any illegal drug. It was born from a thought chain:

ounce: oz: z: zzz's (sleep): pillow

Would you mind picking me up a pillow for me?
or...
I'm going to pick up a few pillows in the city this weekend. You need to catch any sleep?

by Lonesome Cowboy Bill October 1, 2006