Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.

*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.

by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022

Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.

"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."

by Sooty_ January 2, 2021

Phone heads

Able to sneak diss and change the year.

Man these phone heads gotta nother ting coming

by Hmug February 10, 2021

sonic phone

another way of saying something is cool.

friend #1: i just got a new phone
friend #2: thats sonic phone

by fartsing February 15, 2021

Dukedepps Phone

his second phone (its cracked) also the man railed it once for a tiktok...

“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”

by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021

Phone sex

Basically getting freeky af on FaceTime or call. U don’t even have to be moaning or shit unless ur cheering the other person one while their beating up there meat then that’s it . Phone sex is amazing lol

Ahhh fuckk I’m nearly there ! Phone sex

by Mymay June 19, 2021