Cole Penguin

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.

Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."

"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"

"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."

by cowboycole May 15, 2025

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

blue penguin

This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.

Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.

by Fяεsн Pяıncε May 2, 2015

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

penguin

an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets

That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.

by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022

bigger penguin

The term “Bigger Penguin” is another way of expressing a male’s private to be more grown and advantages than most. Someone with one would be considered dangerous to this world for being harmful while raw to others .

“He offered his Bigger Penguin after the party”

by TheRealDeal971 January 17, 2023

Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.

I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016