pengina

There are two types of pengina:
Type 1: A vagina at the end of the penis where the urethra is also located.
Type 2: A vagina with a penis inside that eviscerates during intercourse.

When I was having sex with her, her pengina poked my ballsack.

by The David November 13, 2003

enigma-penguin

Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on grass, leaves, and roots.

The enigma-penguin makes for a fine coat of fur.

by Sean Stover May 13, 2005

Pittsburgh Penguins

Only the best NHL team in the salary cap era. They have one 3 cups from 2009-2017 and in total have 5 Stanley cup championships and have won back to back TWICE. They have captain Sidney Crosby and assistant Evgeni Malkin.

"Which NHL team is your favorite?" "Duh, the Pittsburgh Penguins."

by nhlluver June 12, 2018

pengers and smeagols

the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.

"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"

by Derk July 7, 2004

Penguin

Every year, thousands of chickens are mistreated, and forced to dress up in tuxedos. Why? Because people refuse to accept that penguins don't exist, and corporate America is taking advantage of this by creating funds to help protect penguins! How can we protect whats not real!? The media is only furthering this lie with movies like "Happy Feet". America's children are being tricked into thinking that penguins are real! The truth must be heard!

Sure, some of you may say "Hey penguins exist, I've seent them at the Zoo" WRONG!!! That was a chicken forced to dress in tuxedos. It is a common misconception for people to confuse penguins with chickens in tuxedos. Tuxedo chickens are being shipped to the Arctic every year to further this lie. And as my colleague Dr. Hu pointed out, in these frozen tundras the chickens freeze to death, and even worse the tuxedos that they are wearing are dry clean only, forcing the chickens to constantly buy new tuxedos.

Please, stop the ignorance! Expand the truth, tell your neighbors, friends, family, and co-workers the truth about penguins! Maybe someday the lie well be swept from this planet, and the poor tuxedo chickens can go back to their recently expanded cages (thanks to prop 2).

Many still argue that penguins do exist, so let me ask those "believers".
"How do you prove the existence of an airplane?"
You will undoubtedly answer "I have been within an airplane, therefore proving that they exist. How can one be present in something that does not exist."
I therefore respond "Have you ever been in a penguin?"

Dr.Long gave further evidence to their nonexistence by simply stating "Penguins are not in the Bible, therefore they do not exist".

Furthermore "Penguins" are not only chickens forced into tuxedos, but they are starved chickens, otherwise why would they be so slim?

Saying that penguins exist is like saying unicorns exist, they just don't.

by antipenguinconspiracy March 31, 2009

peng

good quality/strong flavour (in drug terms)

"that is some peng skunk!"

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

The Penguin

When a girl gives a guy a blow job then pretends to swallow only to come up for a kiss and dump his load into his mouth. Much like a penguin feeds their young.

This girl totally Penguined me last night! "WHAT?!? She did The Penguin to you too?"

"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"

by CrackHead12 June 21, 2011