Joseph Paxton

Cool man much cool

Joseph Paxton looks cool

by Little jill June 2, 2020

postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

perfecto patronum

When some thing is absolutely perfect for you

Hermoine is really perfecto patronum for Ron

by lava-nator November 23, 2020

Robert Pattinson

my husband

someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson

by whorefortomriddle November 28, 2020

robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.

“Did that person just do a robert pattinson”

by battheowldk December 9, 2020

robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.

“Did that person just do a robert pattinson”

by battheowldk December 9, 2020

Dolly Parton

Your lazy ass coworker that only works 9 to 5.

Yeah, Jeff? He’s a Dolly Parton.

by CCPLeBron December 12, 2020