happy patch

a girls front bum fanny

i went down on her happy patch

by gob shite May 23, 2005

Hag Patch

The patch what lies central of the female groinage area.
Also known as the Axe wound, gash, flange, spam purse.

"Holy shit Jeremy, she's got her hag patch out!"

"Get your hag patch out you slappa"

by Dann The Man September 20, 2006

whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.

Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

punkin patch

a person who has alotta hair on thier body

Dang that chick is a straight up punkin patch

by Shaia T January 6, 2008

Troll Patch

The squirrelly looking patch of facial hair that occurs at the bottom of the chin, often accompanied by a soul patch. Often seen on hipsters and other too-cool-for-school types.

That guy with the soul patch and troll patch looks like he could be a trumpet player, but I'm sure he's not really good at anything.

by sports turtle February 28, 2011

Soul Patch

(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.

Karen Pence is a Soul Patch.

by Roxy C. Moorecox June 7, 2018

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013