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parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild
yo parker come er n fuck me
by soupersoup April 22, 2020
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Parker Pump

Omg its parker pump he gets all the girls!
by AmusingGoggles February 5, 2021
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Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew
by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021
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Parker

Parkers are usually total LEGENDS and are not afraid of anything, even if they do get scared, they never lack self esteem. They are also great in bed, and very aggressive too. All the girls usually like a parker at some point. Parkers can almost never lie to the person they love, and take a lot in their pride. They are also willing to help Anyone, no matter who they are. Parkers will full send in any situation.they are also the fastest person you will know. And usually do some stupid crazy shit to make something good happen
Girl 1: who’s that legend over there?
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
by Randomwaterbottl March 22, 2022
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Mitchell-Parker

A stupid hoe. Fucks herself to sleep in her $.99 clearence house head lookin ass
Damn look at that hoe, she reminds me of Mitchell-Parker
by HeheheheHEhehHEehheHEEHh May 30, 2019
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Peter Parker

Who?
Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?
by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022
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Parker

Parkers are athletic, funny, yet manly, and attractive. They are the are the guys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. Their amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes and dark hair mesmerize you. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her almost as much as she loves him doing it. Parkers will always treat You like a princess.
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
Wow! Parker is the best kisser ever
by .......pinit... March 22, 2022
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