Parker

Parker is a beauty, cute and funny. He’s a green eyes blondie that will take your heart away once you get to know him. He can be self Centered and you know never know what he’s thinking. He’s often very closed off and unreachable. You try to get closer him but it’s impossible. He pulls you in every time and you feel safe, for a second until you wake up back to reality every time and ask yourself what your doing. He loves sports and often is obsessed with baseball. He can be a jerk to be people he finds unsuperior to him and his family is awful. When you look into his eyes you see him. Only him. And underneath all that sarcasism is hurt, and pain, and wanting to feel loved. And instead of showing people that love he plays with them. And nobody ever knows how much they truly meant to him. He reaches for validation and will go along with anywho f just to feel accepted. Socially by his friends. His friends are everything. He’s a very social person and only shows his true Color’s once and I while and when he does it will either be so good it’s a dream or a never ending nightmare you can never wake up from. The memories are good when you have them and he’s so amazing sometimes you can’t let go.

Parker is remarkable

by Ali(3) July 8, 2022

Parkerphobic

when someone by the name of parker is discriminated against in various manners

Instagram wasn't sending Parker notifications when Seth texted him, that's parkerphobic

by malibuniughts July 13, 2022

Parker

An absolutely stunning girl,
who is both extremely attractive and super
sweet

“I have a massive crush on Parker”
“Of course you do, she’s amazing”

by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022

parbroil

Partially Broiling chicken or other meats, on very high heat, but leaving it partially uncooked to be cooked to completion in a second step e.g. in a curry, gravy or on lower heat.

My mother made the best Chicken tikka masala, better than any restaurant, by parbroiling the marinated chicken on ultra high heat followed by slow cooking in a gravy.

by Adanny10 August 1, 2022

Parker

reatard

Parker is a reatard

by an autistic clown August 3, 2022

Parker NoseTalk

A tignish man who talks out his nose, very high pitched and scratchy

Did you just hear that high pitch scratchy noise, that’s just Parker NoseTalk

by Salty bastard August 11, 2022

Parker

A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.

Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him

by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022