Thanks Patrick's Day

An Irish holiday, held on March 17th. Not to be confused with "St. Patrick's Day" (another holiday with the same date). Thanks Patrick's Day is compared to St. Patrick's day in every possible way, except that you smoke instead of drink and that it was thought out by a strapping young lad, too "confused" to be able to clearly speak the latter's name. This holiday is quickly become more and more well known as time passes, moving from just three high school student to a whopping.....three high school students.

Nostalgic Female Teenager: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was with Jake..."

*Then*

Nostalgic Teenage Boy: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was celebrating Thanks Patrick's Day..."

*LOL*

by Nimble Nancy March 12, 2009

patrick

Failing to put enough marijuana in a bowl or joint because you want to save your stash.

Dude, the bowl's already cashed. Your habit of patricking really harshes my buzz -- you cheap-ass motherfucker.

by jfried October 20, 2007

patricion

a vegan who has a gray wiffle. when intoxicated, belives she is invincable. Married to a guy who wishes he could go on a safari. wheres safari belts, ties, etc. she wears rather large jewlery. has a son who is now ugly and fat. son was involved with transvestite.

Son: "mom i am going out"
Mom: "just make sure you dont act like a patricion and embarrass yourself"

by patrica January 16, 2008

Patrick John

A freaking sexy mofo who wants to kill me. He can be hilarious sometimes. Amazing singer & actor, but bad at giving speeches on global warming.

Woah, that guy is trying to shoot me! He must be Patrick John!

by polarbearssssss February 17, 2009

Dirty Patricio

When you fuck a retard in the ear while they play fortnite and drink gfuel

Person 1: I got a dirty patricio last night
Person 2: how was the fortnite
Person 1: it was fun but i can't hear out of my right ear

by NeonIsReal December 10, 2020

Patrick Stewart

The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation

"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"

by Me March 5, 2004

Patrick

A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT PEICE OF SHIT, Who Is A Complete Cunt of A dude, just a man that you want to beat the shit out of. Thank you

Sincerely,
A Patrick Hater

"Wow Hes Such A Fucking Patrick"

*Gets Beat Up*
"Yeah Fuck That Kid"

by Idk, Fuck You February 13, 2017