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Starfissionary position

When two people lay on top of each other in a starfish formation to have sex and sort of just wiggle against eachother
Both of them ate so lazy the have sex in the starfissionary position
by Jayman108 February 21, 2021
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When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016
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positive vibes

To think positive, to stay positive, to spread positivity.
Person 1: I'm totally going to fail this class
Person 2: You can do it man! Stay positive, remember positive vibes!
by Ysp November 2, 2013
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Post nut clarity

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.
I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing
by xXMeemLord3225Xx April 20, 2021
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fence posts

Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.
Hey Roger, I just got a call from Pat,he's got 100 fence posts....5s for 2 bucks.
by phat dave August 22, 2007
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Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.
Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.
by JesusJs August 16, 2010
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postmodernism

An ideology based upon the silly idea that metaphors can meaningfully serve as the subject of a transitive verb. Favored by university faculty who have nothing better to do than waste my time.
Colleague: This modality of the social construction of gender can _speak_ causally, but it cannot _think_ causally.

Me: You are wasting my time with this silly postmodernism.
by Ludwig Wittgenstein February 9, 2009
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