Pedro

Having and/or possessing massive sleeve splitting arms. A Pedro's biceps have been known too make small children cry. A Pedro's triceps are responsible for the creation of said children.

Look at that PEDRO! His arms are blotting out the sun.

I just slipped in that puddle made by that chicks wet panties. She must of seen a PEDRO.

by Ribfracture May 31, 2019

Picante Pedro

The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.

Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."

by David B. Cool October 20, 2004

Hoe Patroe

A group of girls, of any race, who liek toe become involved with other girls buisness, usually pertainging to Men or Boyfriends. They are part of a Narco-Semmisitc Commune that is in hiding since the revolutionary war. They use pet names for one another, and have great intentions of fucking you over in every which way possible.

Oh shit, here comes the "Hoe Patroe", hide your money and friends.

by Aham April 2, 2007

Cone Patrol

The act of looking or hunting for weed, either from friends or dealers or both.

"we izh on cone patrol tonite."

by Cones? January 6, 2008

smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment January 9, 2008

Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

by Juancabeza November 8, 2012

snatch patrol

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.

Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.

by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017