P.A.D.

A P.A.D is a Post Apocalyptic Dump. Its a monster crap that the toilet didnt see coming. It usually happens when you eat too much food or you mix salsa with milk. Its a dump to end all dumps. Beware of the restroom after someone has taken a P.A.D.

Dude 1: Yo man that bathroom fucking stinks!!
Dude 2: Thats because I just took a P.A.D.!!

Dude 1: (exits bathroom) Damn...i just took the biggest P.A.D.
Dude 2: Siiiickkkk

by C-bore February 2, 2009

P.U.M.A

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

by Ian July 19, 2004

p popin

pussy poppin

strip pole dancing

by jesse calhoun May 25, 2004

P 4/5 fived

Ultimate Pimping of your ride

He P 4/5 fived that EVO.

by slammer 104 July 8, 2009

P.O.A.F.

Pissed Off As Fuck; extremly agitated or overwhelmingly upset.

I didn't have time to plan out my christmas shopping this year. I'm extremly P.O.A.F.!

by b_rock44 January 5, 2011

p.l.k

P.L.K stands for Punch Line King lloyd banks says it in some of his songs.

lloyd banks is a p.l.k

by Christopher Banks November 1, 2008

P-Stain

derogatory for palestinian arab

that P-Stain tried to blow himself up

by marcus max May 22, 2008