waxing your puppy

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

by patissweet August 20, 2005

air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.

girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"

by sweatty balls in your mouth April 01, 2010

Put the puppy in the bucket

A phrase invented by comedian Patton Oswald. Since many comedians have capitalized on their own catch phrases like "git-r-done" and "you know you're a redneck when" he decided to make up a meaningless phrase as his calling card. I have actually been hearing the phrase on the radio lately as a euphemism for having sex.

He was going on a date so I told him to put the puppy in the bucket.

by DwightB April 05, 2006

slosh puppies

running around in the snow naked

riley- "wanna go slosh puppies with me?"
kenzie- "sure thang"

by murry8 November 08, 2011

Tuscumbia Puppy

Any sexual act that leaves you feeling confused and slimey underneath a rural mobile home.

Man, I don't know what happened last night but I think I ended up with a Tuscumbia Puppy.

by Bamafam July 26, 2007

puppy lasagna

eating out a dog

wow i really want some puppy lasagna right now

by quacking froggie March 25, 2021

Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. When you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

Related to Cute Baby Syndrome

1. Person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner: Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have Cute Puppy Syndrome

by sbear October 19, 2010