When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 20, 2023
As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!
by Demerald420 March 11, 2010
“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.
Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.
by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023
Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.
by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021
When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.
by Eagle Flies May 06, 2011
by StickyBeans July 30, 2021
Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored
by Shredhead5280 October 05, 2019