Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx April 10, 2016

bottle fucked

Bottle fucked is a fetish for people who like having bottles stock up their ass such as a shampoo bottle the conditioner bottle pop bottle and most commonly a hairspray bottle

Let's get bottle fucked

by Heyplipplop January 4, 2017

bottle destroyer 9000

A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.

The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65

by uttabull March 24, 2023

The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

Bottle-rocket

A weapon that specializes in launching a tube or cylinder that explodes, rapidly without needing to be reloaded.

This bottle-rocket here gotta 50 foot launch and a 3 second detonation.

by mr.626 April 11, 2025

Bob the bottle

a victim of a short black man who beat him at a uniform shop, he was a clear spring australian water bottle and his remains were never found

Bob the bottle

by mega_gay_priest February 13, 2022