When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia
by meggymc October 27, 2017
Get the Oil of O’Labiamug. by anonymous August 24, 2025
Get the Diddy oilmug. When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.
by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025
Get the Polish oil changemug. A man who works on the oil field, swears like a trucker, can’t pronounce their A’s and sleeps with anyone except their wife.
“After o got off work I went to the bar and banged this chick and then went home like nothing happened man”
“Good shit, a real oil hick”
“Only the best”
“Good shit, a real oil hick”
“Only the best”
by Centertree March 15, 2024
Get the oil hickmug. Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.
by Szymon.P December 15, 2019
Get the Oil On Woodmug. by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008
Get the curtis oil canvasmug. “In a chess tournament, Jimmy Johnson utilised a variety of delirious insults and slander such as calling his opponent a “Good Boy” in order to oil-bait him, distracting him from imminent check-mate on the board.”
“Jimmy Johnson utilised his gift of being a superb Oil-Baiter and his natural ability to seamlessly Oilfield-Bait his friend by calling him a “six-seven skibidiums”.”
“Jimmy Johnson utilised his gift of being a superb Oil-Baiter and his natural ability to seamlessly Oilfield-Bait his friend by calling him a “six-seven skibidiums”.”
by Neckhurts67 September 17, 2025
Get the Oil-Baitmug.