Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022

Patrick Peeper

Someone who looks through your bedroom window while you sleep.

Last night I caught a Patrick Peeper looking through my bedroom window

by Jdawgg August 31, 2017

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

"Yooo let's get Patrick Shwavy'd lol it's lit"

by smoothmooves December 16, 2019

Patrick

A man that always gets knocked down I mean always it’s embarrassing but always gets back up

Just stay down

Person:OOoOoh u got knocked out
Patrick:imma get up
Person:no stay down it’s embarrassing

by 12334happydays June 18, 2022

Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025

Patrick Lyoya

Strangulation.

Grand Rapids police are commonly trained with the Lyola technique. It’s very useful and appropriate.

I’m gonna do a Patrick Lyoya on you!

by doorn February 15, 2024