Noodle Eye

A racist term for an Asian person with slanted eyes, usually from Japan or China

" Haha did you smell the curry on that noodle eye then???? "

by keeflerd August 23, 2008

Noodle party

Cooking up some good ass ramen, pouring into a mans ass and then making the gay sex. Once blending is complete the partner eats the booty like groceries.

Let have a noodle party

by Wolfdogak July 24, 2016

strudel noodle

When your dick gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after sexing up your girl while she's on the crimson tide.

Keith: "Shit, what's all over my dick?"
Becca: "Don't worry babe. It's just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your jizz. You've got strudel noodle!"

by smoovie November 16, 2015

noodle dance

the jankedy ass twitchy paraniod chicken walk tweekers do when high- becomes permanent with continued tweeking

i saw carol the other day doin the noodle dance down 45th st. guess that court ordered rehab aint really workin out for her.

by beatrix farthingay August 28, 2011

noodle salad

The term used for having several soft penises in your mouth consecutively, or at the same time.

She is the queen of eating noodle salad! I saw her handle six softies at one time at a swingers party.

by The English Coachi December 27, 2015

loser noodle

The SkyTrain, Vancouver, British Columbia's light rail rapid transit system, so named for its shape and for the social status of its riders

Hey, Dick, why are you riding the loser noodle, did you lose your license?

by BC Bud April 29, 2009

Throat Noodle

When you are so soft cock it inverts and travels inwards so far it is in your throat.

Man, Karul is a Throat Noodle!

by Rebus Sohal & Papst Mear July 12, 2008