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noodle dance

the jankedy ass twitchy paraniod chicken walk tweekers do when high- becomes permanent with continued tweeking
i saw carol the other day doin the noodle dance down 45th st. guess that court ordered rehab aint really workin out for her.
by beatrix farthingay August 30, 2011
mugGet the noodle dancemug.

Noodle party

Cooking up some good ass ramen, pouring into a mans ass and then making the gay sex. Once blending is complete the partner eats the booty like groceries.
by Wolfdogak July 24, 2016
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loser noodle

The SkyTrain, Vancouver, British Columbia's light rail rapid transit system, so named for its shape and for the social status of its riders
Hey, Dick, why are you riding the loser noodle, did you lose your license?
by BC Bud April 29, 2009
mugGet the loser noodlemug.

strudel noodle

When your dick gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after sexing up your girl while she's on the crimson tide.
Keith: "Shit, what's all over my dick?"
Becca: "Don't worry babe. It's just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your jizz. You've got strudel noodle!"
by smoovie January 21, 2016
mugGet the strudel noodlemug.

Noodle Eye

A racist term for an Asian person with slanted eyes, usually from Japan or China
" Haha did you smell the curry on that noodle eye then???? "
by keeflerd October 16, 2008
mugGet the Noodle Eyemug.

noodle salad

The term used for having several soft penises in your mouth consecutively, or at the same time.
She is the queen of eating noodle salad! I saw her handle six softies at one time at a swingers party.
by The English Coachi April 5, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

Throat Noodle

When you are so soft cock it inverts and travels inwards so far it is in your throat.
Man, Karul is a Throat Noodle!
by Rebus Sohal & Papst Mear August 5, 2008
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