Stupid Tax

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…

I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.

by Fansypants May 22, 2022

Gately tax

When Jamie (the big) gately eats all your food in English

Do you know what tax is yeah well your getting gately tax

by Father_damian December 19, 2023

Party tax

The price you pay by losing an item while having fun.

“I lost my phone in the river last night when I was drunk.”
“Party tax!”

by Raven Discoball March 18, 2021

arch tax

When a girl is changing on video chat, she has to show off her "arch"

Bro she was changing last night and let me see how she arched her back when taking it. She really paid the arch tax

by Idk13664 February 4, 2025

fanum tax

Ok so basically in the house where Kai Cenat live, there is this guy named fanum and whenever one of the members of the house has food, fanum will come and take some of the food. After that, he says taxes and then leaves.

And no you are not the only person to look that up I had to look it up too.

Oh no fanum is going to come and tax my food and call it the fanum tax!

by The Average Idot November 27, 2023

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay

“I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023

Yankee Tax

A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.

Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)

by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019