simply a newbie

a simple newbie.

I am simply a newbie.

by Megan March 3, 2004

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

Newb

Noo-B
-noun

1. A popular slang word in Internet gaming, used to insult and demean an opposing gamer as if they were inexperiened or completely inept at their respective game.

(Newb derives from Newbie. noob, nub, n00b are all acceptable substitutions for newb. It is commonly thought today that noob predates newb, which is incorrect. Real newbs have created a rift between the words newb and noob, which in reality is a mistake because they are synonyms. It is believed in the last 2 years with the emergence of kids born post-1990 in the gaming world that noob has become the more popular of the two because these newbs are searching for their own identity and 'original' word.

3lite H4x0r: stfu stop being a newb
newb 14 year old: lol ur a noob.

by Ken is teh pwn September 27, 2006

newbian

a female with newly embraced homosexual tendencies.

jenny shector, season one.

a - I thought she had a boyfriend?
b - HAD a one.. I think she's a newbian..

by cj hilton October 24, 2010

Newbury Park

A city in which everyone hails Girm the Worm, the ruler of the world. Also, the high school in newbury park usually has stink bombs going off in the cafeteria thanks to SOMEONE.

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Newbury Park is quite the city

by girmtheworm March 18, 2011

newbleet

Anyone who foolishly believes themselves to be leet despite being a newb. They are usually seen giving erroneous advice in their own version of leet-speak in on-line chat rooms or MMORPGs.

Newb - "omfg u r kewl but u shudn't do that"
Leet - "\/\/7F n00b1337?"

by Johnson Long February 15, 2005

newblett

A person who is new at something, usually video games.

You are a newblett at halo 3

by TheBrownShadow April 10, 2008