24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born. Point blank.

Kim:"he's so baddest I'm jealous"
Ken:"yeah I know he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 23, 2021

23 march

Day that a bitch was born

Nobody

bitch hey
23 march thanks

by thatkiddothatlikesu April 5, 2022

Manic Masturbation March

The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.

Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

Daily News | March 24, 2022

Typhoon hits the coastline and causes a flood.

An earthquake happened with a magnitude of 5.2

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Daily News | March 24, 2022

by DailyUrbanNews March 23, 2022

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010

March 26

If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome

"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"

by Mcexfi July 27, 2020

4th March

On this day you have to kiss or make out with your friends at least 5 times. No consequences just fun

I’m so exited for 4th March

by Charlotte_wassupp March 3, 2021