this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.
I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.
by LuxBc June 30, 2007
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To eat muffin. Colloquial term referring to one who likes to eat another persons muff or 'muffin'. Generally in reference to a lesbian or female on female fellatio.
Lynette used to say that she 'never eats muffins' referring to the fact that not only does she not eat bready breakfast treats but also never partakes in 'muffin eating' and is not a 'muffin eater' of the female variety.
by Jon A Wordsmith December 17, 2010
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by passima December 30, 2008
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1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*
2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*
2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.
by D-Suicide May 20, 2008
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