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Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019
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Mortanius

1. The oldest creature in the world, though not of this world. Mortanius was transformed into a single-cell organism and abandoned on the earth 44 billion years ago by his native race. Over the last 44 billion years, he has evolved into an ambiguous, malevolent being. He can take, but is not limited to, the following forms:

-man-sized roach
-mischevious fox present in Japanese mythology
-various trees
-crude robot
-various insects
-Egyptian jackal deity, though he is most skittish in this form, often denying that he takes it.
-sickly human
-jet-propelled swimming pool cleaner
-television (in this form, fond of saying 'fiddle with my knobs')

In addition, Mortanius suffers unknowingly from heroin addiction and ejaculates all bodily fluids nightly.

The being also has several additional characteristics, including the ability to stretch his neck, control all plant life except members of "the resistance," control insects and maintain animation despite death and decay.

He also enjoys limited control over a symbiote that has attached itself to his body, though he has never been able to coerce the symbiote to his most desired "penis fingers" form.
Often heard phrases:

What? I just woke up.

Always gotta crucify a mother fucker!

Let me slip up in on your sister.

Geez, you keep it chilly in here! I better put on my fir coat!

Why are you being such a bitch, Rose?
by green salad June 23, 2004
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morty

a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. But most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)
Morty is so racist!!!!
by K Master M June 3, 2003
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mortorphin

A fictitious mediator in the body of embarassment analogous to endorphin; derived from mortify - to embarass or humiliate
"What you just did gave me a mortorphin rush!"
"Talking in front of the school used up all my mortorphin."
by Leon Le Leu January 6, 2005
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A Dirty Morton

A dirty Morton is someone that is fat, useless and jobless.
Wow that guy other there does nothing he’s such a dirty Morton
by ShugokiBoy66 April 8, 2020
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Mortal kombat 4

The FUNNEST mortal kombat ever. A great fighting system with sick combos. Alot of noobs dont like it because they get thier ass handed to them by Quan chi
Retard: mortal kombat 4 sucked

MK pro: Mk4 pwns all

Retard: Mk2 pwns all!!

Mk pro laughs at the retard because he knows he cant play a real fighting game
by ImmortalFlesh April 21, 2009
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mortis

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok
by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005
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