mormonize

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.

Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.

by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005

Mormon

Mormons are very awesome people that are really nice.
We DO NOT believe green jello is a sacred food. Who in the heck came up with that??
Oh yeah, we say things like, oh my heck, oh my gosh etc.

mormon: OH MAH HECK

by meowmormoncool January 18, 2010

Mormonger

mor⋅mon⋅ger (n.) - 1. a person who is involved with being a mormon in a petty or contemptible way. 2. Chiefly British. 3. Lizzie.

Lizzie you are such a silly mormonger!!

by J-Kai December 30, 2008

mormon

Awesome people. Just awesome. They are awesome friends and get married to each other because they are mormon and they can! They are also pretty scene. But that's just what people tell them.

Darren and kates are so Mormon!
I wish I were Mormon, I want to be cool like Daren and Kates!

by apfoenaf December 28, 2005

mormonize

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.

"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."

by JulesJules September 30, 2005

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

To understand more about "Magic Underwear", or Garments, and other Mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you.

Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

by Just to Clarify April 8, 2011

Mormon

Also known as: Happiness;Family;Eternal Love, exc.

If you truly} are seeking out the true church of the Lord our savior remember this:

"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."

Joseph Smith (A Mormon Convert and founder), myself (Born a Mormon)....and maybe even you.

by MrsMandi December 17, 2006