Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Mingeflation

When the girls are so bad in your area or school that you have to lower your standards such that a 7 is considered a 10.

"Bro I can't breathe, I just saw a 10"
"Wait an actual 10, or an ICSM 10"
"An ICSM 10, mingeflation hits so hard here you'll never see a real 10"

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.

Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft

by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

mingemotter

Someone who likes to munch on the salty clam.

That mingemotter sure do like to munch on his girlfriends fish pate.

by Kapitano Kaos November 2, 2023

Minge Braider

Minge Braider, commonly shortened to MP, is a term for Cohan Bloomfield.

Person 1: Hey, where’s Minge Braider?
Person 2: I don’t know, probably getting his basketball he left at the court.

by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023

Minge Braider

Someone who will not stop wasting time. They are also commonly named Cohan

Person 1: Hey, Cohan is such a Minge Braider.

Person 2: For real, he won’t stop wasting my time with his basketball speak.

by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023

mingle fallouts

A groupchat on twitter. Used to describe all things full of joy and love. Synonym for amazing.

Was your day mingle fallouts?

by flurtcobain November 7, 2023