The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

The Midnight Surpriser by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018

tweaker midnight 

The hours between 4 and 7am, when early birds are waking up from a good night's sleep, but drug users or "tweakers" are still up from the night before.

"Hey Jim, you're up bright and early today!"

"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."

tweaker midnight by flurpy May 20, 2022

Operation Midnight 

Shitting your bed.

1: Dont tell anyone this but i had an Operation Midnight last night
2: Tf nigga what?

Operation Midnight by LuCola July 9, 2022

Marquette Midnight Pastie 

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?

"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"

Marquette Midnight Pastie by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

The Midnight Giggles

/v/ (ðə ˈmɪdˌnaɪt ˈɡɪɡəlz)

Less than mildly racist jokes / comments at a late hour.

"Last night on call you had some of the midnight giggles."
"Congrats you have performed the midnight Giggles."

The Midnight Giggles by TallTart May 31, 2023

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER 

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

The Midnight Gap

The physical ache you feel in your chest at 11:59 PM on December 31st when the person you love is miles away. It’s the realization that no matter how loud the fireworks are, the silence of his absence is louder. You love him so much that the distance doesn't scare you, (or does it?) but on this specific night, it’s the only thing you wish you could destroy.
On New Year's Eve, this is the person you don't kiss, but the person you pray for.

Happy New Year to everyone except the miles between us. I’m feeling the midnight gap so hard right now. I just want you here.
I close my eyes, ignore the miles, and send every ounce of love I have across the map, knowing that you feel me.
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I love YOU, B 😘

The Midnight Gap by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 31, 2025