pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

Wine with a mermaid

It means sex.

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.

by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

Highland’s Mercy

When the rich kid helps you or becomes your friend.

Recieved some Highland’s Mercy, best day ever to be honest.

by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022

shouldve been mercy

bro u should have been mercy now we all died what a noob you should learn how this game works

Human 1: you shouldve been mercy
Human 2: no
Human 1: *literally dies*

by Urine_Trouble November 22, 2022

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

getting a merky

When you close your eyes and let a femboy suck your cock

Mark dreamed of the day he could feel the soft lips of a femboy wrap around his pulsating cock.
He would finally experience "getting a merky"

by No 1 operator April 25, 2023