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Megan

Person 1: Megan is just so UGH that’s my literal definition for her
Person 2: that’s so accurate! 11/10, I’ll put it on urban dictionary
by gden3 July 28, 2019
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Megan

A complete bitch she will cheat on you when she has the perfect chance never get to know her or you'll be hurt emotionally.
Person 1: Bro Megan's such a fuckin Thot
by LINGLINGBITCH February 28, 2019
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Megan Inez

A woman that is like a door knob Thts been over turned and falls off because its lifespan was extended to the maximum. A woman named Megan Inez

Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs , A dirty nasty easy bitch, a slut, a liar, shallow, selfish manipulative woman named Megan Inez.

Female that has herpes so bad no one wants to touch her.
A female cant get any worse.

A female that is a plague and an is insult.

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Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!

-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.

- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She done leg to many get in.
She had to many of those long black train rides.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!

-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.

- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She had to many of those long black train rides.

-Ew they just hired that old expired extended warranty in the kitchen. They just been plagued.
by 2024 truthspeaker January 29, 2024
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megan smith keenan

a beautiful girl who brightens a room
"i feel so happy rn"
"yea its megan smith keenan
by zayuuum10282 May 8, 2022
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Megan Fox

Obviously Megan Fox with a dick. That is obviously the correct answer.
Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2023
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Megan

The kindest, smartest, most beautiful human being with an adorable smile and contagious laugh that would prove the best things in life really are free. She has an amazing personality that would make any cholo ditch their homies for her.
Cholo 1: Yo fool you coming over? We're having carne asada tonight.

Cholo 2: Nah, holmes. I'm chilling with this chica, Megan. She's beautiful, man.

Cholo 1: Orale! I'll catch you on the flip side.
by thataccountingguy October 20, 2021
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Megan

The cutest, kindest, sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She isn’t perfect because no one is, but she is as kind as someone gets. She is loyal and if you betray her trust she’ll be hard to get back, but will not betray yours as payback. She has eyes like the sea, and has been through rough things no one should have to experience. She only tells the closest people what those experiences are, and if she is your friend, never let her go. She’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and if your sense of humor matches with hers, she’ll be your best friend for a very very long time. She takes a piece of your heart in a good way, but that means losing her would mean losing that piece of your heart, forever.
I myself am lucky enough to know a Megan. And am lucky enough that she likes me. Losing her would be the worst thing to happen to me. It would mean losing my own self.
by NameCompliments December 29, 2020
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