Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

mega flash

when u drink too much g fuel while playing call of duty and you get kinda drunk

me- hey hey what up dawg i lik ham and cheese e on pikles of rik
friend- shit u have gone mega flash
me- vroom vroom I'm flash I run fast!!!

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Mega B

A girl who is ostensibly smart, pretty, and not a basket case.

Charlie: Wasn't Sarah acting like a Mega B at dinner last weekend?

by GarlicHair78 September 27, 2019

Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Mega Fagot

Anyone belonging to the farmhouse fraternity.

Farmhouse is just a bunch of mega fagots jerking each other off.

by blackpeoplesmellfunny January 12, 2022

Mega Hit

When you light out on some sort of vape pen twice

“Dude, did you see that guy over there take that mega hit? He’s crazy!”

by M4N90 May 2, 2018

Mega Oof

An oof that is significantly larger than a standard oof. Mega oof crosses the line to where it is actually insulting whereas an ordinary oof only states that the used does not care about the tragic event that they have just found out about.

Winston - my house has just died

Jemarkus - oof

Winston - oh

Sarah - mega oof

Winston - *gets deeply offended*

by Hello there 12345 April 27, 2019