mateoism

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .

(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism

by mateoism January 19, 2024

mathok

mathok is a wwe superstar who loves john cena and nba youngboy but he’s got hands and he can give your favorite player 30, he also bangs big bitches

mathok is a dawg

by carlfinksterdaddy February 7, 2024

Mathematical Remains

Math stuff we commented about, downloaded, posted, sold, or even stole online that linger in cyberspace long after our last heartbeat—the e-books, tweets, blog posts, articles, jokes, memes, NFTs, and the like.

How much mathematical remains or remnants would you have left behind after you’d journeyed to the other side of eternity?

by Numerati November 12, 2023

Mathcore

The most chaotic form of hardcore punk. It's metalcore (or post-hardcore) on drugs while drinking alcohol with grindcore and math rock.

Notable mathcore bands:
Dillinger Escape Plan
iwrestledabearonce
SeeYouSpaceCowboy...
Rolo Tomassi
and more lmao

by 7568ino November 13, 2023

Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.

"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."

by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023

Mathew Perry

DEAD. RIP.... chandler was such a good character...

"did you hear that Mathew Perry died?"
"Wasnt that the guy who played Chandler?"
"ye. he drowned."

by ARa~ ArA~ November 14, 2023

Mateo

Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.

Example:
"Look Mateo,he has a huge dick and is super cool'!

by Akiose November 22, 2023