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Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)
You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already
March 2 by Ba11s March 1, 2023
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Slap a person who’s name starts with K
Girl with K: hi
Random person: “slap

Because it is march 6
March 6 by hoosier_daddy March 5, 2023

March 14th 

National send your boyfriend a booty and thigh pic day
It’s March 14th that’s national booty and thigh pic day tell your girlfriend
March 14th by Buglife March 14, 2023

March 18 National kick balls Day

This is a day where everyone is allowed to kick someone in the balls
Stacy: Can i kick your balls?
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no

March 22 

National give your gf a hoodie day, if your gf is cold or just in general give your gf a hoodie
You: he babe its March 22 here's my hoodie

Her: aw thx babe I'll wear it whenever I can
March 22 by Dr_pepper2985 March 21, 2023

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man
“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”
March 17th by March 17th October 16, 2019