Mom’s Weekend

A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.

For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.

by Lobo1492 August 1, 2020

Your Mom

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

by Td April 12, 2017

bryce mom

How that sucked dick for money

wow that bryce mom sure is busy!

by it bit kit July 30, 2017

Silverdale Mom

A woman in her mid-thirties that resides in Silverdale, Washington. A silverdale mom has 3 to four children all of which play soccer. Her wardrobe consists of tight fitting workout clothes that all reveal her enlarged fupa. She shops at traders joes, visits the hair salon, and chats with friends at the local Starbucks on the daily. She owns an unreasonable number of Home Goods throw pillows and always stays up to date with Martha Stewart's latest seasonal DIY decorations.

" Hey Deb, you meeting with the girls at the Y later this afternoon?"

"Oh sorry Carrie not today! I have to pick up the boys from their soccer match and stop by Trader Joes to buy some all natural, vegan, no gmo, chicken tenders."

-excerpt from a Silverdale Mom convo

by RRDOG May 31, 2016

Auberons mom

dead

Auberons mom is dead

by i like hariy balls July 18, 2021

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.

Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate

by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 3, 2018