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Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.
by Zonal K August 16, 2019
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Meany Middle School

Meany is a strict ass school in Seattle 🤘🏽. Full of wanna be gangbangas, weirddd ass kids, and judgefull ass girls. The boys is hella ham and the girls do too much 😭. this school goes when everybody knows wsp but just be aware they homophobic and racist asl 💀.
P1: Girl what school yu go too?
P2: Ohh Meany Middle School
P1: 🤮
by erodababy November 22, 2019
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Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.
"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."
by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020
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Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!
by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020
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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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Matyi

Matyi is a crazy person with weird vibes that really make you step out of your comfort zone. Whenever you spend time with a Matyi be prepared for random questions and unexpected currents of thoughts. A Matyi will take you to places you never knew existed and will listen to you telling the story of your life and will give you advise if you need it. You're lucky to have a Matyi in your life!
I spent some time with Matyi and it made my day!
by Dorothée November 22, 2021
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Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak
Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.
by Doc Starr November 28, 2021
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