The Knuckler

The Knuckler is a mythological figure from the backwoods of PA. His name was inspired by the massive boil on his knuckle, but the legend truly took hold once he became a mythical figure living in the woods. Rumor has it he took to the woods to both hide and nurture the growth of his ever impressive knuckle boil. Said to be the size of a softball, The Knuckler is said to take deep pride in showing his boil to anyone who will look, but especially terrorizing those that do not.

Rumor has it he is a mix of man, bear, and pig. But many believe him to be closely related to the Sasquatch. Today, The Knuckler has many imitators, and is a growing term to describe anyone with an overly large boil regardless of location on body.

Growing up in the backwoods, we heard stories about The Knuckler. He was infamous in those parts, for his random shoving of a puss leaking knuckle in the face of the unsuspecting and laughing disturbingly at the reactions.

by The Almanac March 29, 2019

Iranian Knuckleball

Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.

Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!

by fastbacks November 19, 2019

Drippy knuckle

When a guy jerks off and cum drips down his knuckles

"Man, last night I was watching pornhub and got drippy knuckle"

by Bmxdirtjumpa January 31, 2020

Iron knuckle

The sexual act of placing ones penis in an area that the other is unfamiliar with the penis being

Dude My girlfriend wanted an iron knuckle last night.

by Igor_Keck February 8, 2021

Bush knuckle

When you shave your head bald. slap butter in your unshaved ass, go down on a hairy female that smells like cigarette smoke and wet bus seats and go to town!!!

Dude I’m gonna get so drunk and bush knuckle Kelsey tonight.

by Drip Drop February 3, 2022

Bloody knuckle

The sexual act of cutting ones knuckle (2-3) and putting their fist in their partners vagina or anus to "claim dominance"

Heath: why are your knuckles cut
Avery: oh... Let's just say I gave my girlfriend a bloody knuckle
Heath:oh my God dude,why?

by Hamsir August 28, 2022

beach knuckle

As a noun:

A moose knuckle/camel toe presenting itself on the beach. Sandy.

Wiped out by a wave and washed up on shore with a sandy beach knuckle

by NukUBuk July 24, 2023