joey jordison

drumer for slipknot and guitarst formurderdolls
very talented man...and one of the fasts drumers in the history of metal or nu-metal sexy lil bitch AND HES MINE U HEAR! lol...

daniela:hey look its joey and eric!
me: huh wot wear ?!?!
daniela:over there *points at bar*
me holy shit wot are we waiting for?
daniela:i dunno
me:*walks over to joey and befor i can say anything lands on the floor with joey makeing out furiously*
daniela:wow wanna do that to?
eric:ok

by squee July 18, 2008

Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison, drummer for slipknot, sometimes confused with an animal cause he's just that raw

Maggot 1:"Dude this is a sic concert"
Maggot 2:"Yeah i think i'm bleeding"
Maggot 1:"Woah is that some kind of rare legit animal playing the drums back there?"
Maggot 2:"Naw thats just Joey Jordison"

by Rawberries July 14, 2009

Joey Bag-of-Donuts

When a man sticks a donut on his cock before he fucks-a-bitch....then she eats afterwards.

I gave her the Joey Bag-of-Donuts last night....FUCK YEAH!!!

by Grassman7777 June 25, 2010

joey twist

noun-
The result of ski goggles hanging off the back, latched by helmet, becoming entangled in itself; usually sighted on ajoey, but can occur to any skier or border who losses focus on location of goggles.

Haha, nice joey twist fag.

You wanna know how to spot a joey; the classic joey twist.

by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008

Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach

Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping

by dickfucker666 January 26, 2009

Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009

Joey Tits

Nickname for the shadiest person you will ever meet. Usually there name is Joe. They work for them selfs and have two phones. Typically drive a honda prelude.

"Joey tits" keeps declining my calls and only responds to text when I write Dear Shady.

by Ei's Finest January 27, 2011