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Jason X

A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.
Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.
by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005
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jason newstead

One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica
Did you see Jason Newstead in Seattle in 1989
by Kuhana March 28, 2005
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Jason Simpson

The famous football player/actor's son aka the real killer.
The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.

2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.

3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.

4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
Ted: O.J. needs to get locked up forever.

Amy: It was his son Jason Simpson you uneducated fuck.
by CrackHe@d May 14, 2007
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Jason is gay

Jason's are people who are afraid of their girlfriends. The thing is if they do have on, it'll probably be just luck, and it's not a healthy one where they have no control over it.
Jason is gay again. He just let his girlfriend boss him into licking her shoes.
by We598 October 22, 2018
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Jason yu

Specializes in New Construction, Condominiums, Investments, Luxury Homes and Property Management.
by YoMudda November 4, 2013
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Jason Rig

To fix a complex problem, whether it’s coding or “streets” related, with a finesse that is not restricted by the cookie-cutter limitations of a college education.
Hey bro! Did you fix that problem? Nah man, I did better than fix it, I Jason Rigged it!
by kanonymousg September 14, 2016
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jason allen

An awesome person that's sexy and handsome he's a good friend to girls and a loyal friend to his guy friends Jason allens are very smart and have a lot of friends also may have a sister and lots of black and other race friends that are awesome to hang around
by Dabgod32 April 20, 2017
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