Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is you turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

Jaded

Some random Genderfluid moron who is overly sappy about like one thing and dead inside about everything else

Damn jaded is really obsessing over that scooter

by “Cheese” -James may 2020 November 21, 2021

Jade

Sexy, that’s all.

Jade is sexy. No one else

by Byjason November 23, 2021

Randy Jade

Amazing boyfriend material. He's a little weird, and gets attacked by swans, but he's a cutie pie.

Best and hottest mf from Dialtown.

have you seen Randy Jade? never wanted my phone as much as i want *that* phone.

by whysoupsoggy February 27, 2024

Elle Jade

This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.

Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.

God knows she be the queen of twerk.

“Have yeh seen that Elle Jade? She be sooooo nice!”

by Sirhenryviii November 23, 2021

jade stone

To describe something or someone offensively.
Looks similar to a raccoon.

Ex. Ew, that girl is Jade Stone.

by Panduhhh May 8, 2008

Jade

Jade is a very beautiful person, every time you are with her she makes you feel more than happy. she extraordinary and awesome she has a gorgeous face and her style no one can compete with. she’s independent and can get out of toxic relationships very easy. She knows what to see in a guy and is athletic she’s smart and very funny you look at her and you feel like you are going to die over how sexy she is. in conclusion to all the boys out there i don’t know what you can’t see in her. if you don’t have a jade in your life then go find one at the end of the day “jade” is a adjective

girl: i want a friend like jade
boy: she’s so pretty

by teamwheel March 21, 2022